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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Does saying the word 'cute' make me less of a man?

I find my wife (carrying our baby in her bloated stretch marked plauged belly) sometime buying little things like a purse for coins and I sigh, "That is so cute"...She grimace and seem like she want to release jet of vomit (liquified with chocolate and cabbage soup) on and me and explain in psychotic moody tone that I am man and not little freckled girl scout. I grimace and I want to cry in little rivers and I ask myself and to God, "What is so bad of the word 'cute'?" Another frazzled time we saw little pair of shoes for baby and I say with rosy cheeks: " OOOOOOOOOH how cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!" in front of a bunch of little masculine boys. They kind of laugh and slapped hands in high fashion and fat wife kind of, slowly like snail, moved away from as if not to catch their poison laughs. Is it wrong for man with hairs all over body to say the word 'cute' ?

Does saying the word 'cute' make me less of a man?
No it is not wrong to say cute, it is also not wrong to wear panties and cry. Of course it is wrong, some things are just unmanly, rather than complain just clean up you vocabulary, it is the manly thing to do.
Reply:Yeah....
Reply:No, there is nothing wrong with it. Just don't call yourself cute. You will be Okay.



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